Fantasy Poker, Team Poker

About Us

Network Rank ?:: #1
Total Raked Hands:: 1,593,668
Total Members:: 10

Owner:: mothersquatch
Language: English
Category:: Other

Team Description

We're a rag-tag group of poker mis-fits! This is a bit more than a team...we're a community within a community (join-up & see)

And keeping to the Canadian tradition, all are welcome to apply.

Any new applicants must play 1000 wkly for the first month.

Team members will be expected to meet a 2000-4000 rh's monthly.

Anyone making 2000 or less will be reviewed before the next month.
(arrangements can be made for illness or vacation, but not bank roll issues)

Anyone interested can email me at
mothersquatchs.eh.team@gmail.com
Please include some details on your limits & how many rh's you believe you can do monthly as well as your BetMost screen name!

Good Luck all!!!

Team Fantasy Challenge

Current Challenge

» Rank: #4
» Fantasy Points: 52
» Total Raked Hands: 1,327

» View Our Fantasy Hands
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Top 5 Fantasy Hands

4h 4d 4c 4s Jd
Four of a Kind, Fours

Ah As Ad Jd Jc
Full House, Aces over Jacks

9h 9d 9s 5d 5c
Full House, Nines over Fives

5c 5s 5h Kh Ks
Full House, Fives over Kings

5c 5h 5d 7h 7c
Full House, Fives over Sevens

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Team Comment Wall

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SlipperyMerv posted 5 hours, 18 minutes ago ...

Congrats Mother on 3rd, $100 nice B-Day present ....eh?

Just wondering if anyone has received their Poker Payback for for last week or rather the final pay period of last month? Seems a little mixed up to me!!

cplbear posted 1 day, 3 hours ago ...

congrats on the 3rd mother way to go guys on bringing us up to 5th

asdasdada posted 1 day, 5 hours ago ...

just dropping in to say gratz MS on 3rd. I never understand why I cant jion the birthday freerolls

mothersquatch posted 1 day, 7 hours ago ...

LOL...yup it's +5hrs!

mothersquatch posted 1 day, 7 hours ago ...

Well it looks like we made it for the Aug comp.!
Add to that BM gave me an extra ticket for the B'Day FR & I got 3rd in it today!!!
(I guess that makes up for the nasty beats I took yesterday playin a couple of Rio's!!!)

pekachu posted 1 day, 7 hours ago ...

Forget my previous comment. I changed my mind. 5 hours seems right.

pekachu posted 1 day, 7 hours ago ...

Isn't it 7 hours?
The difference between CET and EST is six hours. And GMT is another hour ahead.

steel69 posted 1 day, 7 hours ago ...

That was a nice 10 day push guys!! MS is GMT ahead of us by 5 hours? I have never seemed to figure it out!

mothersquatch posted 2 days, 2 hours ago ...

I've noticed that any hands played after 11:59 GMT never seem to count (in both the weekly PB & the team comp.)...so I hope I'm not puttin' the cart before the horses, but I think we made it!

cplbear posted 2 days, 3 hours ago ...

good push guys a few hours to go and were in 5 hoppe we hold up

killernecrox posted 3 days, 10 hours ago ...

im with u zaroxx, i would like to have an active team too

ZaroxX posted 3 days, 10 hours ago ...

ok hopefully there is room for me at the end of the month i really need to get on a team that understands what im going through here i think we need to get some members together and start a petition so we can get what we want whos with me?

pekachu posted 3 days, 11 hours ago ...

I know that it was that way before they switched to contributed rake mothersquatch.
But now im not sure about it.

mothersquatch posted 3 days, 11 hours ago ...

It shouldn't be that way... as long as there a "rake" taken from a pot that should count as a RH for you even if you weren't in the pot.

pekachu posted 3 days, 11 hours ago ...

Apropos whining. Is it true that you only get a raked hand in Cashgames, when you put money in the pot.
Or is this just my personal paranoia?

mothersquatch posted 3 days, 11 hours ago ...

Well I look in at "My PI" again & I see the PB was changed back again?!

Hey ZaroxX, aren't you Lou?
As I've been telling anyone who applies to the team, I'm not bootinganyone atm, but in September I'll be accessing the situation & there maybe a spot or 2 opening up then.

ZaroxX posted 3 days, 12 hours ago ...

Hey Guys,

I was wondering if I could join your team. I have played big but had bankroll issues, so I was running weeks where I would rake $1-$2 and get no payback but $5 in value form the tokens. Its not fair they took this away. I notice your team is very vocal and whine a lot to PI and I was wondering if I could join the club. I do lots of raked hands in low stakes but not much rake
If you know of any help for us small stakers it would be great help to let me know of anything that might help me climb back up.

mothersquatch posted 3 days, 13 hours ago ...

Don't ya just luv how PI sticks to what they say, eh?!
I decide to play a little stud last nite to see if I could nudge my nibs to 25 for this period. When I finish I look to see what I got & to my surprise I find they've changed this periods cut-off from the end of the month to the 30th(Aug 22-Aug 31, then they have Aug 30-Sept 5)?! PI can't make through one month before they figured out how they screwed it up...LOL!
So does this mean they'll be going back to the weekly PB?

killernecrox posted 3 days, 20 hours ago ...

Hey mothersquatch, i recently send u an email to join the team can you please read it. Thanks

cplbear posted 4 days, 4 hours ago ...

50 points to top 5 a few hands each and we make it

cplbear posted 4 days, 6 hours ago ...

ty guys
dang couldnt get him but 2nd and 3rd in it weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
way to go steel was a good game

mothersquatch posted 4 days, 6 hours ago ...

Very nice showing there bear & steel in the Bronze!

steel69 posted 4 days, 6 hours ago ...

Good game in the bronze bear!!! Awesome comeback for you and it was fun!!

mothersquatch posted 4 days, 13 hours ago ...

Good Day everyone! well we've had a bit of a bounce back this week & are within a good hand of the top 5.
So here's this week's #'s....

10) Jeff...............................0
9) kamiru.......................75
8) merv.........................342
7) MichFran.................372
5) steel69.....................650
5) pekachu...................650
4) 17musse ..............1167
3) Layanna.................1511
2) cplbear...................1550
1) me...........................3625
total.........................9942

Nice to see Layanna back with us & it'll be great to have Jeff back in the fold as well!
Now for the final push over the next couple of days!
BTW...it's the regular bunch of FR's this week (I've got my stick'em note to remind me of the JP Wednesday morning)
In September I'll be considering re-instating the monthly limits & acting accordingly.
Everyone has had almost 2 months to figure out this new system & should be able to do between the 2000-4000 rh's monthly.
Let me know what you think (either here or email me)

Good Luck everyone who's entered in the Metals today!

SlipperyMerv posted 5 days, 14 hours ago ...

Yep, Agree, see ya in the Fall Bud!!

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