Jokes Thread

Post your joke here, but please follow these simple rules:

1. No offensive jokes of any kind.*

2. You're only allowed to post 1 joke per day*

3. Don't copy/paste long jokes from website.

4. Don't quote/post ''Haha good one! Lol etc.'' as such posts won't end and this thread will get a 10x Haha for 1x Joke.

* Any posts of these types will be deleted. We also reserve the right to ban anyone who willfully violates the forum rules.

If everybody follow these simple rules there shouldn't be any problems and this thread will stay open.

Go ahead, make us laugh!!! :)

this is a good idea if people want to get nibs as well..thanks alot simon, your a big help!

good idea,keep threads in the approipriate place,and thats no joke!!

The common point between 1 SINGLE MAN and 1 PLAYER OF POKER.....

in 2 cases, it is better to have 1 GOOD HAND

AWSOME idea Thanks for letting some jokes in, its always nice to laph at least once a day... LOL

paddy and murphy where standing looking at a lamp post when a blonde women drove up,well lads whats wrong,(murphy)well we where saposed to measure the hight of this lamp post,but we have forgot the ladder, the blonde says hold on a minute go,s to her car and comes back with a spanner,losens the two bolts at the bottom lays the post on the ground,take out a tape measure,there you go lads 4 mitres 5. and drives off. murphy says to paddy typical stupid blonde we want the hight and she gives us the lengh. booom boom.

3 dollars a year

Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar West Virginia State Lottery?

The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

Did you hear about the man who broke his leg while raking leaves. He fell out of the tree.

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extraordinary performance.

"This is a very smart dog.", the man commented.

"Not so smart," said one of the players. "every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."

Why was the lady on the beach angry at Micheal Jackson..........he was in her son!!!

Nothing impressive about this joke but it can always make me chuckle a little for some reason.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 789

two men are in a bar first one says i shut off the car coast in the drive way remove my shoes pee down may pant leg to not splash in the toilet sneak into bed and my wife still wakes up and gives me hell for drinking. the other man says try this it always works for him he runs down the garbage cans slams the doors jumps into bed and yells whos horny and his wife never wakes up.

Ahah nice the last ;p

*Read the rules in the first page please*

Post your joke here, but please follow these simple rules:

1. No offensive jokes of any kind.*

2. You're only allowed to post 1 joke per day*

3. Don't copy/paste long jokes from website.

4. Don't quote/post ''Haha good one! Lol etc.'' as such posts won't end and this thread will get a 10x Haha for 1x Joke.

* Any posts of these types will be deleted. We also reserve the right to ban anyone who willfully violates the forum rules.

If everybody follow these simple rules there shouldn't be any problems and this thread will stay on.

Consider yourself warned. Thank you

Jamie Gold won the 2006 World Series Of Poker Main Event. Unfortunately this joke isn't as funny as it is sad.

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