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Intro today... Hand histories, progress reports, film reveiws, sexual encounters and details of local mongoose/cobra fights to follow.
Well I got back on this site after I found out that my bank doesn't support deposits to internet sites that aren't amazon.com, of course PI no longer does those sponsership deals which sucks. I guess this would be a good time to explain that I am a competent home game hero and I have a pretty good theoretical knowledge of online poker gleaned from a few books and a lot of time with no deposit bonuses (wiped out by poor bankroll control and attacking limits too fast). But I feel I have a lot to learn, so I'm anouncing that I am totally up for whoring myself to your team for the team challenge for a P2P transfer on moneybookers. I play six tables and have a three hour slot 5 days a week which I can play in about (2500-5000 hands/wk)give or take. Obviously I would pay anyone back plus whatever is reasonable once I've cleared any deposit bonuses. Failing that this is gonna be a freeroll blog till I get myself some sort of bankroll (blog prize would be awesome you exeptionally attractive and ludicrously sexually competent givers of blog points).
Well Havving signed to betmost a charming young/old guy/gal spoke to me from the chat box what follows is the contents of the chat with comentary in red.
CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Hi! This is Kenzo from Online Support. Welcome to BetMost Poker!
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| Player17: thank you |
| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: How are you doing, XXX? |
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Awesome as the name XXX would be it is not my real name it has been changed in order to protect my privacy I don't know why, I'm to old for any child molester to be interested in me and it was only my first name but apparently its the thing to do, incedentaly when I have hands to post I will refer to myself as hero... that is also not my real name. Needless to say, I wear a Zorro style mask when I play live games.
Player17: Not bad and u?
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CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: I'm fine. Thank you for asking.
Player 17 aka XXX aka Hero has finnished filling in his form and is know aka The0SinK:)
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| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Actually, I would also like to inform you about the MAGNIFICENT deposit bonuses that I can give you today. |
| The0SinK: I suspected as much. |
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The0SinK: MAGNIFICENT eh? Do tell.
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CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: BetMost Poker will reward your first deposit with a generous offer of 200% (up to $600) Sign-up Bonus which is redeemable by points.
Lot of details follow read, or skip to where you next see red.
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| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: For every 500 BM Points you earn, we will automatically issue $5 to your account. |
| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Points are awarded according to the rake taken, for example:$0.10 / $0.24 = .2; $0.25 / $0.50 = .8; $0.51 / $0.75 = 1.4 and so on as the rake taken increases. Also, each $1 in tournament FEES earns you 12.5 BM Points depending on your VIP Level. |
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CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Also, I will be giving you a free invite for the New Depositors Freeroll and have a chance to win either a LAPTOP, Video Camera or O2 XDA Mobile Phone.
Hello again, as you see it wasn't much but it was very boring.
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CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Simply, make a deposit now and you'll get all the offers that we have.  :) |
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The0SinK: That does sound MAGNIFICENT. Thats very kind of you to offer.
Politeness is a virtue. You should all make more of an effort plus I'm totally wasting this guy/gal's time so the least I can do is be polite.
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| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Just to remind you, these offers are good only with me and within this chat session, and I would like you to be able to get the most of what you can for your first deposit. |
| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Are you ready to make your deposit? |
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The0SinK: I think actually that this offer is good for a bit longer than that... the link I signed up through garenteed me that very bonus... garenteed looks wrong spelled like that do you know how its spelt?
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| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Which one? |
| The0SinK: How many types of guarenteed are there? |
| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Are you referring on the deposit bonus? |
| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Well, our deposit bonus is guaranteed that will reward you with a generous offer of 200% (up to $600) Sign-up Bonus which is redeemable by points. |
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The0SinK: "to" the deposit bonus you mean not "on"... or do you mean "on" if you then no. If you mean "to the deposit bonus" then yes. But I'm still not sure how to spell gaerenteed,
Ironic I correct his grammerby writing the worst constructed sentance of the conversation. I feel I have to point out the obvious irony to you because I am catering to the lowest common denominator. Not you of course those other idiots, you are a fine, intelligent specimen with whom it would be a pleasure to frot.
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| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Yes, you will get that bonus once you make your first deposit. |
| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: The right spelling is guaranteed. |
| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Plus, you will also get free invite to our tournament. :) |
| The0SinK: Thanks... that was really bugging me, the more i looked at each spelling the more they all seemed wrong. |
| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: That's okay. |
| The0SinK: To answer your earlier question... |
| The0SinK: ...pokerinside, I signed up through them. |
| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Okay, so would you like me to help you out in making your deposit? |
| The0SinK: Possibly, you take debit card? |
| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Yes, as long as it has Visa or Mastercard logo. |
| The0SinK: Fraid its SOLO... maybe you could stake me personally and we could split the MAGNIFICENT bonus when Its paid off. |
| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Okay let me check if you can use that card. |
| The0SinK: 'Kay, I'll wait. |
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CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Thank you.
Triple X waits...
...and waits...
...and waits.
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| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Thank you for waiting. |
| The0SinK: Your welcome. |
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CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: I've checked it and it seems that you can't use that card.
Really... I can't beleive you really thought I could (deliberate time wasting bastard) LCD:Irony alert!!! (Jesus H. Christ they're morons aren't they, good reader?)
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| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: If you have other card I suggest that you use that instead. |
| The0SinK: Damn... Hows about that staking arangement. |
| The0SinK: Jesus... now arangement looks wrong. Are there meant to be 2 r's ? |
| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Unfortunately we cannot do that arrangement. However, in case you will have another card like Visa you can use that instead. |
| The0SinK: Shame, you seem like a good guy/girl but thats the only card I have. But that seems like enough business how about you tell me what your wearing? |
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CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: Unfortunately, I can only address Betmost Poker related issues.
Totally shot me down.
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| CHATADM_MN: Kenzo: As soon as you are ready to make a deposit, simply inform us by clicking Online Support so we could offer you the best bonus what we have. Thank you and have fun staying here at BetMost Poker. |
| The0SinK: Shame... well thanks for your time.(C**t) |
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Till next time... You stay classy Poker Inside.
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